If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
Conversation with God
- Me: *sees a fine ass woman and starts thirsting*
- Me: Forgive me lord for I have sinned
- Jesus in my ear: shiiiiiiiiit I ain't mad at ya, she almost got me to come back early tbh.