Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

(via aprilecrussell)

Conversation with God

  • Me: *sees a fine ass woman and starts thirsting*
  • Me: Forgive me lord for I have sinned
  • Jesus in my ear: shiiiiiiiiit I ain't mad at ya, she almost got me to come back early tbh.